Angelus. Latin. Theatre. Broadway. Dog Person. Liberal. Suspenders. Black pens. Male. Literature. The 20's. Extreme Culinary Passion. Science. Alton Brown. Harry Potter. Bright Green. Psychology. Greek Mythology. Fencing. Classics. Geek. Medicine. Bow Ties. Frank Sinatra. Musicals. Oh and I Dance Swing.

MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe

brainstatic:

My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.

Anyone may seek his own advantage, but no one has a right to do so at another’s expense… Our lives ought to be purged of any misrepresentation or suppression of facts.

—Cicero, De Officiis (via rodmanned)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(Source: critical-theory)

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

Let me take a selfie.

(Source: venipede)

afacethatsunk1000ships:

supervelma:
Drake and Sisyphus - The world’s first embroidered Greek mythology/rap mash-up… I mean, I would assume it’s the first. I don’t know… It probably is because there’s no way anyone else finds this stuff half as amusing as I do. #embroidery #art #etsy #drake #sisyphus #greek #mythology #degrassi

afacethatsunk1000ships:

supervelma:

Drake and Sisyphus - The world’s first embroidered Greek mythology/rap mash-up… I mean, I would assume it’s the first. I don’t know… It probably is because there’s no way anyone else finds this stuff half as amusing as I do. #embroidery #art #etsy #drake #sisyphus #greek #mythology #degrassi

officialunitedstates:

anyone up for a game of monopoly?  well too bad the sherman antitrust act forbids them under penalty of the law

huffingtonpost:

Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here. 

Photographer Robert X. Fogarty of Dear World, a message-on-skin photography project, prepared the portraits of the survivors.

"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"

plightofthevalkyries:

Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

(Source: cosimaniehaus-comier)

College Tip #23

Forget that sugary energy drink. Just add a healthy shot of amaretto to your morning coffee and DONE. 

disgosting:

Distance does not ruin people’s relationship. You don’t have to see someone everyday to be in love with each other.

lachrymosa:

I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days

lachrymosa:

I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days

(Source: codiceotto)